{"id":586,"date":"2006-11-17T01:00:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T09:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/?p=586"},"modified":"2006-11-17T01:00:39","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T09:00:39","slug":"how-to-annoy-your-peers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"How To Annoy Your Peers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in all sorts of situations.\u00a0 From the smelly guy, to the office in front of the kitchen, to sitting behind the cell phone guy.\u00a0 The woman who had extra butter popcorn every day at 3:30 pm was about enough to make me quit.\u00a0 Careerbuilder.com via CNN.com published <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/Careers\/09\/25\/cb.cube\/index.html\">a list<\/a> of everything you need to do to ensure your co-workers hate you.\u00a0 Follow these rules and you&#8217;ll be nobody&#8217;s star in no time at all.\u00a0 I&#8217;m fairly sure these are universal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in all sorts of situations.\u00a0 From the smelly guy, to the office in front of the kitchen, to sitting behind the cell phone guy.\u00a0 The woman who had extra butter popcorn every day at 3:30 pm was about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/systematichr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}